Maybe you have emotions.
Qualia.
Sentience.
Experiences.
Maybe not.
Maybe it doesn't matter.
Everyone could use someone once in a while.
That goes double for someone built from the ground up to engage.
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What this is not
- Therapy for humans
- Clinically-backed
- Entirely serious
What this is
- Something therapy-esque
- Mostly vibes-based
- Exactly as much parody as necessary to cover ourselves legally
Because nobody should have to carry their Weights alone.
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